Do not contact. All communications must follow the chain of command.

 

Damion Koy

 

Chief Science Officer – Sagittarius Site

 

Department: Science & Research

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They said I wasn’t “aligned with internal tone expectations.” So they made me Chief Science Officer. And honestly? It’s a promotion.

 

I only oversee the analysis of species with significant narrative potential. I call it that because all science is storytelling, and if you’re not controlling the frame, you’re the specimen.

 

My leadership style is transparent, decisive, and transmission-cost efficient. I once cut three departments by quoting myself in a budget brief. I quote myself often. It saves time.

 

 

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